today I signed my first lease and cut a toxic family member out of my life at least for the near future and got my first CSA share and am now cooking up a storm all while wearing a crop top. I am a GROWN FUCKIN’ WOMAN.
You say not all men are monsters?
Imagine a bowl of M&Ms. 10% of them are poisoned.
Go ahead. Eat a handful.
Not all M&Ms are poison."
how to get girls to like you:
- compliment their eyebrows
- eat them out
"Deciding whether or not to trust a person is like deciding whether or not to climb a tree because you might get a wonderful view from the highest branch or you might simply get covered in sap and for this reason many people choose to spend their time alone and indoors where it is harder to get a splinter."